You'll pry my books off my cold, dead body. By the time you shift them all I'll be flat and dessicated.
Kind of odd, more like a short story with illustrations than a picture books for kids.
Once upon a time, there was a middle aged guy in a high-necked sweater who met a Renn Faire lady...
Wait, that's just the first illustration, sorry.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. So beautiful than everyone who looked at her directly went blind. Including herself! She was also blinded, but her parents made her keep this a secret and use a seeing-eye dog. No one knew she was blind, so they just thought she was stuck-up and ignoring them. (Great plan, mom and dad!)
Eventually the king discovered that a piece of colored glass prevented princess-looking-blindness. Then all the princes showed up with their colored glasses and fell in love with her. When they plighted their respective troths, the princess asked each one to go blind to prove his love to her, but none of them would. So she decided there was no such thing as love, until one day she happened to be talking to the jester by the cliffs over the ocean and found out he really loved her and he went blind for her and then they both fell off the cliffs and were dead as well as blind. But together! Romance?
The illustrations are a very 70s take on Pre-Raphaelite.